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01. I Am Made Of You 02. Caffeine 03. The Nightmare Returns 04. A Runaway Train 05. Last Man On Earth 06. The Congregation 07. I'll Bite Your Face Off 08. Disco Bloodbath Boogie Fever 09. Ghouls Gone Wild 10. Something To Remember Me By 11. When Hell Comes Home 12. What Baby Wants 13. I Gotta Get Outta Here 14. The Underture |
Verdict: 6
ALICE COOPER Welcome 2 My Nightmare Review

Some 35 years ago Alice Cooper struck gold for real when Bob Ezrin (at the time a rookie) produced the truly groundbreaking Welcome to My Nightmare back in 1975. The over the top compositions blending hard rock and orchestral arrangements would inspire generations after generation of musicians. Bob Ezrin continued to create grand albums like the Destroyer album by KISS and The Wall by Pink Floyd.
The band Alice Cooper has long since transformed itself into the golf playing ex. alcoholic Vincent Furnier that we all know everything about. The follow up to the all time rock 'n roll classic will always be considered as an easy way to cash in on something sacred. On top of that Alice Cooper lack credibility these days since he isn't maintaining his iconic rock hero status to any extent.
The press material states that:
“This is Alice’s nightmare 35 years later,” explains Alice, “Bob and I created this character and we know how to write for him. I play the part but we’re not writing for me, we’re writing for Alice."As if we didn't understand that Vincent Furniers fears revolve around getting and golf handicaps rather than the monsters and demons of Alice Cooper. The album kicks off with a piano line that resembles "Stephen" a lot and we are surprised of the shameless copy. But it turns out that this trick is used throughout the entire album. Small easily recognizable parts of the melodies are lifted from their original context and recycled.
This sure is Alice Cooper just as twisted sick and vile as ever. The album follow the original album in a charming manner that kept us amused for quite a few listens. The problem is that the huge hits is missing, there is nothing really memorable about this album. We however gave the original quite a few spins after we listened to Welcome 2 My Nightmare, and we found ourself humming some lines that we couldn't tell which album they were from .
So if you expect Welcome 2 My Nightmare to be a good album by a classic artist instead of the other way around you contempt. Nothing more and nothing less.